Everyones thoughts on Cranbourne East Secondary College
ok where do i even start with this fuckass school
1. Bullying
Ok when i say bullying, i dont just mean your not so friendly banter. What im talking about is domestic violence, gang violence, racism and many more. Whatever you can think of, this school has the fuckin lot. And the way they deal with it is practically a slap on the wrist for the inflictor and basically no care at all for the victim except for a fucking icepack most of the time.
Funnily enough, i was one of the victims of gang violence, As soon as it happened, i found out that the inflictor wasnt expelled right off the bat, he just got a one week suspension as he has recieved that punishment countless times.
2. Teachers
This is another rough one to talk about. The teachers act like they care about kids but realistically, they are all there just for the quick buck thrown in their hand at the end of the day. There are only a few that are actually there to teach young teens new skills. But that isnt my main issue. My main issue is how they deal with classroom behaviour.
Ive seen first hand how they 'attempt' to deal with things such as running, throwing chairs, throwing things off the balconies, spitballs, slingshots and many more. Put it like this, they care more if you dont submit work on time than people trying to kill eachother in the back of the classroom.
3. Bathrooms
This is its own category for many different reasons. First of all, you cant even use the bathrooms most of the time because of gangs just hanging out in there during classtime and snack/lunch. All they do is stink the living shit out of them bathrooms with nothing but vapes. As soon as the teachers found out, they installed vape detectors in every bathroom. Now you may think that helps, not when they get destroyed within a month of them being installed (Fun fact, these cost $20,000 just to put in, they have also not been fixed since then. Really just shows how little they care).
Another thing about bathrooms which is utterly disgusting just to even think about. Sex. Im not kidding. You heard me right. Need I say more?
4. Admistration team
These are the worlds harshest people ive have met on the whole fucking globe. For example, You can get suspended for ever so turning your head to fixate your eyes on a fight for 2 MOTHERFUCKING SECONDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! How outrageous is that am i right?
Also, most of the time, the victim of physical violence gets suspended for just taking a punch. Like, the fuck do the school want you to do?
5. Detentions
Oh boy, where do i even begin with this shithole of a system. I recieved countless detentions for being 3 seconds late to class. I have also recieved detentions for things that wernt even my fault such as laughing at something the teacher said that was intentionally funny and the main teacher said that i was being rude.
CONCLUSION: Dont go to this shitty school. There are many better options that you can pick, this isnt one of them. If you want your child to succeed academically, dont go here because the average ATAR score is fucking 33/100.
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1. Bullying
Ok when i say bullying, i dont just mean your not so friendly banter. What im talking about is domestic violence, gang violence, racism and many more. Whatever you can think of, this school has the fuckin lot. And the way they deal with it is practically a slap on the wrist for the inflictor and basically no care at all for the victim except for a fucking icepack most of the time.
Funnily enough, i was one of the victims of gang violence, As soon as it happened, i found out that the inflictor wasnt expelled right off the bat, he just got a one week suspension as he has recieved that punishment countless times.
2. Teachers
This is another rough one to talk about. The teachers act like they care about kids but realistically, they are all there just for the quick buck thrown in their hand at the end of the day. There are only a few that are actually there to teach young teens new skills. But that isnt my main issue. My main issue is how they deal with classroom behaviour.
Ive seen first hand how they 'attempt' to deal with things such as running, throwing chairs, throwing things off the balconies, spitballs, slingshots and many more. Put it like this, they care more if you dont submit work on time than people trying to kill eachother in the back of the classroom.
3. Bathrooms
This is its own category for many different reasons. First of all, you cant even use the bathrooms most of the time because of gangs just hanging out in there during classtime and snack/lunch. All they do is stink the living shit out of them bathrooms with nothing but vapes. As soon as the teachers found out, they installed vape detectors in every bathroom. Now you may think that helps, not when they get destroyed within a month of them being installed (Fun fact, these cost $20,000 just to put in, they have also not been fixed since then. Really just shows how little they care).
Another thing about bathrooms which is utterly disgusting just to even think about. Sex. Im not kidding. You heard me right. Need I say more?
4. Admistration team
These are the worlds harshest people ive have met on the whole fucking globe. For example, You can get suspended for ever so turning your head to fixate your eyes on a fight for 2 MOTHERFUCKING SECONDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! How outrageous is that am i right?
Also, most of the time, the victim of physical violence gets suspended for just taking a punch. Like, the fuck do the school want you to do?
5. Detentions
Oh boy, where do i even begin with this shithole of a system. I recieved countless detentions for being 3 seconds late to class. I have also recieved detentions for things that wernt even my fault such as laughing at something the teacher said that was intentionally funny and the main teacher said that i was being rude.
CONCLUSION: Dont go to this shitty school. There are many better options that you can pick, this isnt one of them. If you want your child to succeed academically, dont go here because the average ATAR score is fucking 33/100.